He wants me to introduce him to you

I mean Giuseppe.

He's my computer, and he's about 3 years old. He sit in my table beside Mr. Potato head in my room. He's really slow and has lots of viruses but about 2 weeks ago he went to the computer doctor (not love doctor, haha).
He can't talk, but believe me he can read your mind! He hates Gigi (sorry Gi, not me it's Giuseppe) and won't work when Gigi touched him, maybe because Gigi said he was slow, it's true but it still hurts.

Giuseppe, puh-leaaaaaasseeee be a faster laptop, will youuuu?